Tucker
05 December 2009 @ 11:12 am
Snow falls in big fluffy flakes.

I have a mug of tea, warm fuzzy slippers, and a bathrobe. Breakfast was poached eggs and cinnamon toast.

The snow's dusting the hedge and the evergreens out the back window.

I slept late after a wonderfully relaxing night out with friends, including one that I've seen only once in the past decade. The cats are snoring, not quite in unison.

Later today I shall brave the fearsome inch or so of snow in my fluffy boots, down coat, and Charlie Brown hat. Still later, the unpleasantness of the week and month and season will catch back up to me.

For now I write email and watch out the window and smile, just a bit.

The memory, like candy
The sweet taste of love dissolving on my tongue
 
 
Current mood: content, for awhile
 
 
Tucker
01 December 2009 @ 12:39 pm
Thursday: Skipped going out to Martinsburg with my mother to have T-giving with my sister on the grounds that A) my sister and b) Martinsburg. Instead I went to a smallish orphans' T-giving in Adams Morgan. There I spectated at J--'s first attempt at cooking T-giving dinner, chopped cranberries (which look creepily like oversized holly berries), made gravy, petted fluffy cats, and generally felt more at home than I would have if I'd spent the holiday at "home" with family.

Friday: Had a nice leisurely morning. [info]uilos made wonderful homemade cinnamon rolls and I got to sleep in. Afterwards, we went for a walk down along Difficult Run (very muddy). Then, an utterly delectable dinner at Zengo with [info]nixve.

Satyrday: Had a tasty and cathartic brunch with [info]jude at the Silver Amphora in Herndon and did not spend the entire time angsting and dithering, moved furniture, went to ABG, learned a new game about selling vegetables, mostly had fun.

Sunday: Ice cream, followed by an excellent time at Tribal Cafe with [info]nixve and [info]tamnonlinear and D--. Had another "world too small" moment in the midst of a "boys are stupid" rant. (Seriously, people, Jefferson was NOT THAT BIG.)

Overall: A pretty good weekend. How about you?
 
 
Tucker
26 November 2009 @ 10:32 am
I'm thankful for loved ones, and crushes, and close friends. Especially for [info]elf and [info]babushek and [info]jude, all of whom have gone above and beyond in the last three months.

For the Internet, and for having had it in my pocket for nearly a year now.

For the Arlington Board Gamers, the Cat Vacuuming Society, and the Wednesday Night Shakespeare Crowd.

For my job, frustrating as it is some days, and for my non-frustrating boss.

And most especially for the fog outside my window, swallowing the signal tower across the way.
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Current mood: mixed
Current music: like vegetables
 
 
Tucker
20 November 2009 @ 01:36 pm
Scenes From An Alternate Universe Where The Beatles Accepted Lorne Michaels’ Generous Offer: "January 7th, 1981. Lennon, Harrison and Starr attend the funeral of a New Yorker named Mark David Chapman, who committed suicide in mid-December and whose apartment, after the fact, was revealed to be a shrine to the Beatles." Bloody well amazing, and I should just start reading MGK on my own. [via Wunderland]

Feral houses. [via the whole world's only source for Fafblog.]

Liu Bolin. . . The Invisible Man: "He just paints himself." Amazing. [via [info]matociquala]

Slumped Pizza: "[T]he pizza experienced a high-temperature, low-pressure event which has been theoretically located to the second rack of my oven, and then was broken into eight ~equal area terranes separated along a radial series of fractures."

Cat and Girl make Christmas cards.

But She Has 8 ranks in the "Bluff" Skill...: "All it is some woman whining about how everyone in her party wouldn't let her make any decisions, about how something called a Couric made her look like a complete idiot (I couldn't find it in the monster manual but, I'm guessing it must be like a Sphinx), and how her group leader McCain wouldn't let her be rogue enough."

Story in pictures: Eric. Has a bit of the same feel as "Owly." Wonderful.
 
 
Tucker
19 November 2009 @ 01:23 pm
It's not just that there's fog. It's not just that I couldn't see the other side of 7 when I came in this morning, or that the far end of the parking deck has been wrapped in gauzy grey-white.

It's that it's late November, and several spindly maples (?) in the lot below are still clothed in harvest-fire leaves, and they can't help but glow through the fog.

Last Monday morning the stretch of grass/creek/powerline on Braddock Road faded into nothingness about a hundred feet out.

I've missed this so much.
 
 
Current music: i'm fine all day
 
 
Tucker
11 November 2009 @ 12:18 pm
Best brain-breaky limerick I have ever seen. [via [info]prog]

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy, well, you know.

Bear explains Where the Wild Things Are. "We don't want to want to be scared and lonely, and when we are scared and lonely, it makes us feral and mean. Such a simple thing, and so hard, so very hard, to show, to accept, to explain." Yes. This.



Much music lately. Caught a small Girlyman show in Bellingham two weekends ago (about which trip there's more to say but I don't know that I have words), at a venue with the least comfortable seats ever. Good times. Not as much from the new album as I'd hoped or feared. (I love the new album and think it's the best thing they've done; songs like "Trees Still Bend" and "The House Song" are likely to make me more than a little sniffly.)

Then Wednesday was Richard Shindell at Jammin' Java, which has now been downgraded to having only the second least comfortable seats ever. Richard didn't play "Happy Now" but he did do the mule song, and several others that I recognised, and several that I didn't. He got progressively less grumpy as the night went on, which helped. Antje Duvekot, his opening act, has a lovely voice and a good way with lyrics, and may be the best opener I've ever seen, next to Girlyman opening for Indigo Girls a few years ago. I picked up one of her CDs after the show and regret not getting the other as well.

And finally Dar on Friday at the Birchmere, where the seats are reasonably comfortable. She played about half stuff off the latest album, which I'm pretty underwhelmed by, and half older stuff. I think this is a better ratio that last time. She also introduced "Spring Street" in a way that had [info]jude and me worried that it was going to be "February," and gave a stunning performance of "Mercy of the Fallen." Nothing at all from her first two albums. Oh well. Perhaps someday I'll get to hear "Mark Rothko Song" or "Alleluia" or "The Great Unknown" live.

Antje and Natalia Zukerman (who opened for Richard the first time I saw him, two years ago) and two other people I've never heard of have put together a winter album, and will be at Jammin' Java in mid-December. Seems worth catching.
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Tucker
10 November 2009 @ 02:23 pm
One of the things that comes with being a milbrat has been the desire (sometimes coupled with the ability) to keep track of people I used to know. Even when I didn't know them all that well. Sometimes this has hilarious results.

Facebook's been a boon in this regard. No one ever finds /me/ on Facebook, but I've dug up a remarkable number of used-to-be-acquaintances. Like C--, who was my Big Brother in the VT theatre department when I made my Triumphant Return to full-time student status. (I was a pretty poor Little, between being fairly introverted, having theatre as a second major, and trying to cram the whole experience into two years. I occasionally feel sorry that he didn't get someone who wanted to be more into the whole thing.) Facebook also provides a way to stay nominally in touch with my sister. This is, I think, an appropriate level of contact for us.

Anyway, C-- noted yesterday that his wedding was two months away. There was one comment (a "congrats" kind of thing), from someone whose name looked familiar. It took me literally about thirty seconds to process that, yes, a guy I knew from college had some connection to my baby sister.

But Wait, There's More. "Some connection" turns out to be that a) he went to St Stephens UMC (my church, with which I had a close relationship until I graduated and they fired the totally awesome religious ed director for telling them to mind their own business), so they were in the youth group at the same time, and b) they'd dated for awhile in high school.

I think I'd be pretty dazed by that even if I weren't substituting stress for sleep these days.
 
 
Tucker
06 November 2009 @ 09:27 am
Elise Matthesen, World Fantasy Award-nominated jeweller and muse, is having a sale. Her sales are dangerous things, all full of delightful shiny earrings and necklaces that I'm not quite sure how one wears. And also pendants. I've been patronizing her sales for quite awhile now, but nothing's caught my eye as being Mine. Perhaps this time I'll snag a pendant. Or two. (Or three, but now we're getting into the realm of "greedy," and also "I wouldn't know what on earth to do with so much.")

Anyway, go, look, buy. There are tiny earrings and giant necklaces and all sizes in between, and several varieties of beads to go up later today.

(Elise is also the author of a beautiful and sniffly poem, in case you'd somehow missed that some years ago.)
 
 
Tucker
04 November 2009 @ 09:06 am
Don't get me started on that subject: "Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about. . . installers."

An all-too-common phrase, illustrated. [Via [info]mikailborg]

[info]papersky's elf policy. (See also [info]stakebait's, in comments.)

A reason to use Google Wave. Tempting. [Via [info]shadowsong]



Yay for Washington State. Three boos for Virginia, and a bonus boo for McLean. (Really, McLean? Barbara Comstock? Really?)

I'd go back to bed but work is crazy busy for this week and next. At least I'm over the fever I brought back from Washington. (Having learned, or remembered, that when I get cold, I want to curl up in a ball and whimper and not have to do or say anything, and that when I'm sick I get cold really easily.)
 
 
Current mood: exanimate
Current music: "water flows, trees still bend"
 
 
Tucker
28 October 2009 @ 11:09 am
wild  
My eyes are feeling a little zoned-out today. I am. . . detached, lightweight. The ground isn't quite where it ought to be, in ways that don't affect my walking.

[info]uilos and I saw Where the Wild Things Are last night. I'm not sure what to make of it or how to talk about it, which is why this is here and not in the medialog. It was an intensely personal and lonely film experience for me, all about wanting friends and needing parents. Watching Max, who's so unlike eight-year-old me on the surface and still had so many of the same emotions, threw me for several loops.

The Creature Shop did a fantastic job with the Things, of course.

I have no idea what kids will think of this movie. I have no idea what anyone else might think of it.

"Is it a story for children? Yes, it is. It's a story for anybody who's listening."
--Ursula K. Le Guin, "The Child and the Shadow" (in _The Language of the Night_, 1979)
 
 
Tucker
26 October 2009 @ 03:22 pm
Work is obscenely busy. Things I'm not ready to talk about are falling apart. My car just required $1K worth of work. Gaming on Saturday turned out to be stupid for several reasons. My internal clock is convinced that bedtime is around one and wakeuptime is no later than 8:30, which means I'm losing the opportunity to catch up on sleep on the weekend. I just spent a week and a half reading five books that were supposed to be brainfluff but I couldn't turn my brain off enough to enjoy the fluffery. Whine whine whine.

Tribal Cafe last night, on the other hand, was nothing short of phenomenal. One very gothic duo who were alright but didn't wow me, for I think the same reason much of Belly Horror on Friday didn't: it seemed. . . more about the dancer and less about the dance, if that makes any sense. One duo (Shadhavar) that were pretty much exactly why I like going to Tribal Cafe. And Frank, about whom I can only say "yowza." That and "i think i felt my kinsey score rise."

Plus the weather was good, and there was a steelpan busker in Adams Morgan who was pretty awesome. He played "Hoedown" and another couple of pieces I ought to have recognised but didn't, all of which translated well into ringing percussion.

Yeah. Maybe thinking about better things will keep me rocking out and having fun.
 
 
Tucker
25 October 2009 @ 10:41 am
*whrrrr*

Is that my phone buzzing?

*whrrrr*

No, I remembered to turn the ringer on.

*whrrr*

. . . oh. It's Chaos snoring.

*whrrr*
 
 
Tucker
Is Executing an Innocent Man Enough?: "What I hope will emerge is death penalty advocates honest enough to admit that no system of state-sponsored execution can be infallible, because people are fallible. I want them to come out and say what's clear-- innocent people will be executed." To which one commenter responds "They won't make the argument b/c death advocates don't believe anyone is actually innocent. I've had this conversation before and the response is 'well, they must have been doing something wrong, otherwise they wouldn't have gotten caught/been in the wrong place/etc.'"

The Chains That You Refuse: I believe this story came about when someone in a chat room said "Not all combinations of person and voice will work: you can't write a story in, say, second person future," and eBear responded with "It will have been raining in Harvard Square for only half an hour when you give up hope."



If the Device forgets that it's supposed to be on shuffle, and instead starts playing all its songs in alphabetical order (starting at a random point), I won't realise it until I've heard two different versions of the same song twice.

Relatedly, I have an awful lot of songs that start with the letters "Si."



Words I am allergic to:
  • Should. In the context of "I should do X," it's guilt-inducing, and negative reinforcement is nobody's friend. Better: "I want to do $thing," or (in cases where that's clearly not true, like getting out of bed so I can go to work) "I want $result, and therefore I will do its prerequisite $thing even though I don't really want to." In the context of "You should do $thing," or "Life should be like $thing," it reflects a refusal to live in the world the way it is. Either do the dishes, or don't do the dishes.
  • But. It undercuts what I'm saying. It's a way to not have to stand behind my statements. In many situations it can be replaced with "and" to have the same effect. For example, "I'm going to $event but I don't know how long I can stay" comes across like apologising for not really going to $event. "I'm going to $event and I don't know how long I can stay" is true, and accurate, and confident.
  • Work, in context of things that are meant to be pleasurable, such as relationships, or living my life the way I want it to be. These are things to be enjoyed, not justified through back-breaking happiness-killing labor. I recognise that there are aspects of my psyche that require both healing and self-monitoring to prevent falling into old ruts. I treat these as they come up, I try to change aspects of my life that aren't making me happy. I don't look at that as work. I look at it as an investment.
 
 
Tucker
15 October 2009 @ 10:38 am
Last Satyrday [info]uilos was feeling rather tired and spacey, so we left gaming early. By Sunday night this had progressed to more coughing than I've seen in one person in quite awhile. Naturally I picked up a low-grade version of whatever it was and spent Monday and Tuesday sounding like I had Leonard Cohen stuck in my throat. I think we're both over the worst of it now. Although I took a preventative decongestant this morning and now seem to be making more snot, so who knows.

I'm pretty sure it's not related to the flu shot this year, at least.

Last night we had dinner at La Sandia, a Mexican place in Tysons next to Barnes and Noble that's rather shockingly good for a mall restaurant. Not too expensive, not very loud, good selection and good food. I'm happy it exists and is near me. After dinner we went and saw Whip It, which is far better than any sports movie has any right to be. Then there was falling over, because being over the worst of it isn't actually being fully recovered. Oof.
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Tucker
12 October 2009 @ 03:18 pm
Two weekends ago I went backpacking in Shenandoah, on the Jeremys Run / Neighbor Mountain loop. A lot of little things went not-quite-right and so I came away with a general sense of dissatisfaction with the whole thing, instead of the calm solitude I'd been hoping for. The best parts: catching a glimpse of a startled bear, watching the clouds roll quickly past the moon on Friday night, sitting on a rock in the middle of Jeremys Run and watching the moon's reflection rise in the water on Satyrday night.

I'm pretty much done with my external-frame pack, since it prevents me from craning my head back. Also, I got a pretty serious blister on my pinky toe; not sure whether that's a result of weirdness in my socks or if my Good Boots are actually too small. Also also, a 1600-foot drop over 2.5 miles is No Fun.

This past weekend I went to see Girlyman at the Birchmere. They were of course totally awesome. They played mostly stuff from the new album, but also a handful of older pieces (notably "Through to Sunrise," which is always amazing live, and "Young James Dean," which is I think the last of their songs that I'd badly wanted to hear live and never had). (No "Saint Peter's Bones," which is the song that turned me into a Girlyfan. Oh well.) They also borrowed the drummer (and her full drum kit) from the opening act, Po' Girl, so most everything got the full drum treatment. This is especially impressive on songs like "Storms Were Mine" and "Through to Sunrise." Ty and Nate both had colds; this maybe detracted a bit from their vocal range but, still. I wouldn't have missed it. I picked up the new album and wound up in the front of the line to talk to them, completely unexpectedly, so I had nothing prepared to say, not even "You non-gender-specific guys are the awesomest." Maybe next time.

Also this past weekend it occurred to me that yes, I can in fact go spend a couple hours talking with a good friend even when I'm not coming apart at the seams. I should do that sometime.
 
 
Tucker
09 October 2009 @ 05:42 pm

It took them three and a half years but the cheeseburger wrens have finally tracked me down.

 
 
Current mood: argh
Current music: cheeseBURger cheeseBURger cheeseBURger
 
 
Tucker
06 October 2009 @ 09:48 am
The majesty and power of law and justice: "I thought I'd share with you what kind of state Rhode Island is." (answer: an AWESOME one.)

We know tea.

Looting for Profit: "I think we've finally found the secret phase 2 of the underpants gnomes."

Via [info]thanate, an amazing cellist (or sixteen). I recommend in particular the video of her performing "Escape Artist."

As long as I'm passing along Youtubery, I've been meaning to post a link to (Warning: lyrics are so NSFW it was censored by the FCC) Sarah Jones's Your Revolution for a month now. (While you're at it, look up Gil Scott-Heron's "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised," too.)



I've been lax in keeping up here this past few weeks. Some personal chaos has been eating most of my spare brain, I'm not ready to talk about it to much of the world yet, and I'm finding it difficult to push that aside to talk about other things. So, a random anecdote.

A couple of weeks ago I had a lot of fun getting not-exactly-lost in the District. I usually go around the Beltway to get to Greenbelt on Mondays, but I've recently come to the conclusion that the Beltway just isn't any fun to be on: wide, clogged, no shade, etc. So I figured I'd try taking 395 to the BW Parkway. This was, um, interesting. I started by getting off substantially too early, drove around Downtown, and accidentally found myself back on 395. I then obeyed the signs for 295N that said KEEP LEFT, kept too far left, and found myself on some sort of access road for RFK stadium. A bit of "what the heck just happened?" later, and some frenzied consultation of the ADC map that [info]ancientsong picked up for me the last time I got lost in the District, and I found my way to 295N. Which is a gorgeous drive once you pass 50, and a lot more pleasant than the Beltway.

The neat thing about that in particular was that I never really felt lost, or frantic. I knew what I was looking for, I knew that if bad came to worse I'd eventually find my way to the Beltway, and I had plenty of time so I wasn't going to be late. It was an Adventure, and exciting, and a neat way to see some new things and learn my way around somewhere newish.

(Should you want to try this at home, it's pretty easy as long as you follow two simple rules. First, look for the signs for "295N" and follow them. These are white DC highway signs, not interstate signs. Second, look for the signs for I-295S and follow them if you can't see any signs for 295N. There's pretty much always a sign nearby telling you to keep going the same way but take a later exit or a different turn to get to 295N.)

I still haven't figured out how to do the trip in reverse without making a U-turn, though. It's like they deliberately don't want you going from 295S to 395. I've tried getting off at all points from Pennsylvania Avenue on south. Next time I guess I try East Capital, and if that doesn't work I'm stuck with 50 and its myriad traffic lights.
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Tucker
22 September 2009 @ 02:41 pm
Neural correlates of interspecies perspective taking in the post-mortem Atlantic Salmon: an argument for multiple comparisons correction (warning: large jpeg): "One mature Atlantic Salmon (Salmo salar) participated in the fMRI study. The salmon was approximately 18 inches long, weighed 3.8 lbs, and was not alive at the time of scanning." Via Xiphias, who provides more of the text from the image, and notes that this is a shoo-in for an Ig Nobel.

Petals Around the Rose, an oldie but goodie, which I recalled upon noting that week before last was the tenth anniversary of Planetarium. If you've not played Planetarium, you should. It takes maybe an hour or two, once a week for three months, and probably some additional time during the last week. It's a story, and a puzzle, and a bunch of smaller puzzles, and is among the neatest things I've found on the internet.

"Autumnal-- nothing to do with leaves. It is to do with a certain brownness at the edges of the day. . . brown is creeping up on us, take my word for it. . . Russets and tangerine shades of old gold flushing the very outside edge of the senses. . . deep shining ochres, burnt umber and parchments of baked earth-- reflecting on itself and through itself, filtering the light. At such times, perhaps, coincidentally, the leaves might fall, somewhere, by repute. Yesterday was blue, like smoke."

Happy autumn, everyone.
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Tucker
21 September 2009 @ 12:46 am
I've been a fan of John Cale ever since I heard his cover of "Hallelujah" over the closing credits of Basquiat in 1996. I picked up the Seducing Down the Door box set in 1998, just in time to inflict it on [info]vond during the drive to Origins. (I remember being really impressed by "A Child's Christmas in Wales" and "Paris 1919," and scandalized by "Pablo Picasso.") My enthusiasm has dampened somewhat over the years; I'm willing to concede that, for instance, "Honi Soit" isn't to my taste, and "Walking on Locusts" is kind of mediocre. Regardless, he's done some absolutely bloody brilliant stuff, like the "Paris 1919" album, or "Hobo Sapiens" and "5 Tracks" from 2003. Plus, he's Welsh.

Because he's Welsh, he's culturally obligated to have a deep and abiding appreciation for Dylan Thomas. Since he's a classically trained violist and composer, sometime in the 1980s he got the idea to compose an orchestral arrangement of some of Thomas's poems. The result, including "Lie Still, Sleep Becalmed," "On a Wedding Anniversary," "There Was a Saviour," and of course "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night," is entitled "The Falklands Suite," and was released in 1989 on the "Words for the Dying" album.

So far so good. I've had a copy of the album for ages now; I don't listen to it often because I don't listen to instrumentals often, but it's decent stuff. One of the later tracks ("The Soul of Carmen Miranda") is both a good song in its own right and a neat precursor to the Eno/Cale collaboration "Wrong Way Up."

Where it gets interesting is that the process of making the album was filmed, and the "Words for the Dying" film was recently released on DVD. I picked it up a few weeks ago and, since the creative was mostly gone from my brain, watched it this afternoon instead of writing. It's neat; Cale and Eno (who produced the album) fly to Moscow to record the orchestral tracks over the course of a week, then to Wales to get the boys' choir backup track, and then record Cale's vocals. There's attendant drama when Eno refuses to be filmed, and a stopover to sell Cale's now-abandoned and -vandalized boyhood home without upsetting his mother (who speaks only Welsh).

Now. All of that was a lead-up to how, the last two days they were in Moscow, Cale and Eno had a bassist, Rodion Azarkhin, come in to play. Cale says "I've heard recordings. He plays Paganini, which is a nightmare on the violin." And he does. He is, to put it bluntly, absobleeping incredible. He does things with the bass that I didn't think were possible. Here, have a sample of Azarkhin's playing. Those high notes that sound like they ought to be coming from a violin? Yeah. That's a bass. You can tell by how the sound is so much richer, more full. (At least, you can if you've spent the last twenty-some years grumbling at how the squeaky violins always get all the good parts.)

I'm not entirely clear as to why Azarkhin came in. I think it was partly just because Cale wanted to meet and hear him. Cale and Eno spent a day working on a song, Year of the Patriot, with him playing bass, but it seems to have never gotten anywhere. The song wasn't included on "Words for the Dying." The two of them were trying to get Azarkhin to make these dissonant high harmonics that I can't imagine anything in his training had prepared him for. And yet, the video at the link (taken from the "Words for the Dying" film) has just a snippet, maybe thirty seconds of song, and it's as unsettling and powerful as anything Cale's done.

(The film has several additional shots of Azarkhin playing for Cale. Two things: first, he's absolutely gigantic, to the point where the bass standing next to him looks perfectly normal-sized; second, he uses some sort of strange modified bow and grips it sideways, rather than overhand.)

Also at the "Year of the Patriot" link are a couple of paragraphs of interview with Cale about working with Azarkhin, and another link to an intensely depressing interview (scroll down, and ignore the black-text-on-blue-background if you can). I mean, really, what was I expecting from the life of a Russian symphony musician who was born under Stalin? But it just keeps on being so very. . . Russian.

Still. Because of this man, there exists a recording of "Flight of the Bumble Bee" played on a bass. ([info]uilos: "It actually sounds like a bumble bee.") I have nothing deep or insightful to say about the relationship between art and pain, or whether the existence of Azarkhin's music can in any way justify what he'd been through. All I can do is admire.
 
 
Current mood: contemplative
 
 
Tucker
18 September 2009 @ 01:46 pm
Racefail: now by e-mail!: "On a related note, if you're going to complain about how 'Immigrants, not Canadians, must adapt!', I shall give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're referring to the way that your own ancestors 'adapted' upon arriving here, and would like more recent immigrants to take your land, kill you, and put your kids into special schools where they'll be sexually abused and beaten for speaking their own language. Your willingness to sacrifice everything for the sake of tradition is truly admirable. Here, have some of these blankets." [via [info]racism_101]

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed To Work!: 7) USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public." [via Dr [info]rivka]



As I'd expected, there's a weak correlation between growing up speaking Southern and pronouncing the name of that state with four syllables. Also, none of my friends are French, and more than a quarter of them are willing to consign Nawlins to the vasty deep.

Personal linguistic postscript on neighboring states: I drop a syllable from Missippi unless I'm concentrating on saying it right, but I add one to Aladamnbama unless I'm talking about the band. Thus is Equilibrium maintained.
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